Diet Demotivational Poster
FOOD - You are what you eat, and so much more.
Extra Bacon, Please -
Wonder Product -
DIET WATER - BECAUSE THE WATER YOU BUY AT THE SUPERMARKET HAS TOO MANY CALORIES.
THE IRISH DIET... - A six-pack for breakfast, a six-pack for lunch and a sensible whiskey for dinner.
NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT? -
AS SEEN ON TV - Buyer Beware! You don't always get what you want. But you always get what you paid for.
ZOMBIES ON DIETS - Anyone named Jenny, Craig, or Atkins needs to avoid them.
BACON & BOURBON - They are THE major food groups
WELL BALANCED MEAL - The Irish version of a "well balanced diet!"
DIET - The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
FINALLY - I'll drink this with my deep fried celery.
DIET WATER -
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW - That's The Last Time We Invite Him To The Family Cook-Out
TAPEWORMS - No Expensive Dinners To Buy, No Back-Breaking Exercise, Definetely Not Your Average Fad Diet!!!!
Yo-Yo Diets -
DIET A PROBLEM? -
WATER-LITE - With less calories than full-fat! All natural.. organic.. enriched.... ummm.. water.
VEGETARIANS - Look... red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you!
DON'T WORRY LADIES - We are the new Average.
DIET PILLS - These are endorsed by Oprah & Rosie.
ARCTIC COKE CANS, THEY LOOK LIKE DIET COKE CANS... - BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TO LAZY TO READ
ACID REIGN -
DIET - Why Not Call It "Killet"?
ONE HUGE BURGER - And a diet coke please, I'm trying to watch my weight
DIET MOTIVATION TIPS - If it doesn't move, that means I'm not there yet.
VITAMINS - because vegetables are for noobs
KNOWING YOUR BIBLE - Can provide many blessings... (like a free coke from an foolish Agnostic)
THE AMAZING NEW PHOTOSHOP DIET -
Dieter's Logic -
Vegan Joke #6 -
5 Diet Coke's -
nonsensical nonsense #3 -
stand offs -
GENERAL APPEAL -
NEW DIET - Eat whatever you want While sitting with these folks
A GREAT RULE -
Your new diet -
Diet or diabetes -
diet water -
AFTER HOLIDAYS DIETING - This is about what I looks and tastes like.
AT LEAST IT'S NOT TUNA. -
DUCT TAPE -
AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)
DIET - Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
SHE'S RIGHT - Dude, you forgot the 6 doughtnuts - duh!
CHANGE - Maybe you should start with your diet ?
PORTION CONTROL - The typical Eritrean diet is approx. this many calories per day
NEW EXTREME CALORIE BURNING PROGRAM! -
swimsuit season coming -