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Diet Demotivational Poster


FOOD - You are what you eat, and so much more.


TAGS: race food diet health
Rating: 4.78/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:32 am, #243671
Muchos gracioas senor Dawg. Ok A for effort D for spelling works out to a B+. I'll take that and the 5L and run!!!! Thanks for the vote amigo.
MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:29 am, #243670
A not so hidden insult....yeah I'm a **** and your point is? Bahahaha. Thanks for the giggle emilio.
EmilioDumphque - February 21, 2013, 12:34 am, #243669
So, I guess that means you were what you excreted.
Rudedog - February 20, 2013, 11:50 pm, #243664
Cinco leons seƱora Priss


Extra Bacon, Please -


TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.79/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm, #257681
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm, #249089
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm, #249067
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!


Wonder Product -


TAGS: diet water
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - May 31, 2014, 9:32 am, #255111
Have To Try Some Of This It Might Be Good In Gin ?


DIET WATER - BECAUSE THE WATER YOU BUY AT THE SUPERMARKET HAS TOO MANY CALORIES.


TAGS: diet water
Rating: 2.79/5

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THE IRISH DIET... - A six-pack for breakfast, a six-pack for lunch and a sensible whiskey for dinner.


TAGS: whiskey beer diet
Rating: 4.33/5

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Silverheart - January 11, 2013, 1:16 am, #242368
Bravo on choosing a nice dark Guinness. 5Ls
maoworks2 - January 10, 2013, 7:54 am, #242329
Now We're Talking, Cheers.


NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT? -


TAGS: toddler diet
Rating: 3.97/5

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FishPreacher - November 4, 2009, 8:01 pm, #134127
That is also the diet of a bi-polar person.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 7:35 pm, #134110
I know...It depends
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 7:33 pm, #134109
Do we have to ware diapers on this diet. Cause if we do it sounds like a party to me...
Dr.Quirky - November 4, 2009, 6:43 pm, #134097
so very very true :)
CANADA - November 4, 2009, 6:23 pm, #134075
like babysitting my little cousin all over again!
Derek - November 4, 2009, 5:48 pm, #134057
Excellent


AS SEEN ON TV - Buyer Beware! You don't always get what you want. But you always get what you paid for.




ZOMBIES ON DIETS - Anyone named Jenny, Craig, or Atkins needs to avoid them.


TAGS: zombie food pyramid diet
Rating: 3.24/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 12:56 pm, #241871
Lol!


BACON & BOURBON - They are THE major food groups


TAGS: food bacon bourbon groups diet yum
Rating: 2.89/5

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rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:22 pm, #147960

I could use some mayo on my sammich


WELL BALANCED MEAL - The Irish version of a "well balanced diet!"




DIET - The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.


TAGS: diet
Rating: 4.88/5

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AdlMax96 - November 9, 2011, 11:42 am, #225647
Thats A Major Problem For Some


FINALLY - I'll drink this with my deep fried celery.


TAGS: bacon diet coke celery deep fired drink
Rating: 3.08/5

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pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm, #184945
i should have just put this in the bacon thread
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:38 pm, #184943
LMAO! I love that Pzy handles this!
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:35 pm, #184940

we all start in the basement.
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:34 pm, #184939
yeah, one of my early ones. anyone feel free to 1L or recaption it
agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 7:43 pm, #165239
Back again, Zammuelist? Who lifted your ban?
Zealot - March 16, 2010, 7:32 pm, #165237
gapes in awe


DIET WATER -




MY BROTHER-IN-LAW - That's The Last Time We Invite Him To The Family Cook-Out




TAPEWORMS - No Expensive Dinners To Buy, No Back-Breaking Exercise, Definetely Not Your Average Fad Diet!!!!




Yo-Yo Diets -




DIET A PROBLEM? -




WATER-LITE - With less calories than full-fat! All natural.. organic.. enriched.... ummm.. water.


TAGS: water diet
Rating: 4.07/5

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DIET PILLS - These are endorsed by Oprah & Rosie.


TAGS: diet pill oprah rosie endorse doughnut
Rating: 2.72/5

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mikelles - September 30, 2013, 7:57 am, #250143
Saffron is commonly used for adding flavor to food, but it also has many medicinal properties, and is one of the finest appetite suppressants and aids in effective weight loss.
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 5:09 am, #84225
Mmmmm Jeramines


VEGETARIANS - Look... red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you!


TAGS: preferences diet
Rating: 4.31/5

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MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:55 pm, #243154
And your arteries will thank you later...oh hell, enjoy!
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 12:48 pm, #243151
I'll Have 16 To Go Please
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 11:12 am, #243141
Rerun!!!! I haven't had a real steak in so long. Cutting a piece of toast into the shape of a steak and lathering it in A1 sauce, well......teehee
rerun - February 3, 2013, 10:34 am, #243135

Looks like my dinner from last night, except steamed brocoli instead of carrotts
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2013, 11:57 pm, #243114
There actually is a People Eating Tasty Animals steak sauce. It's easily found on the 'net
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 11:39 pm, #243110
PETA= Prime eats they are! I'll fire up the Q if you bring the brew!
PapaFox - February 2, 2013, 9:31 pm, #243104
I'm an animal lover. They're delicious. :)


DON'T WORRY LADIES - We are the new Average.




ARCTIC COKE CANS, THEY LOOK LIKE DIET COKE CANS... - BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TO LAZY TO READ


TAGS: arctic coke can cans diet
Rating: 2.71/5

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maoworks2 - December 3, 2011, 7:07 pm, #226360
Another Blow Out For Coke' Cola


NEED -


TAGS: life time klingon proverb diet star trek cosplay trekkie
Rating: 3.44/5

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HellHoundHysteria - September 1, 2009, 10:33 pm, #113978
that sign belongs to chuck norris.....if he ever ate!


ACID REIGN -




DIET - Why Not Call It "Killet"?


TAGS: diet
Rating: 3.22/5

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ONE HUGE BURGER - And a diet coke please, I'm trying to watch my weight


TAGS: burger diet coke
Rating: 2.13/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - December 18, 2009, 6:57 pm, #146700
That always makes so much sense. It's like giving a multiple gunsh** victim a band-aid.


DIET MOTIVATION TIPS - If it doesn't move, that means I'm not there yet.


TAGS: diet
Rating: 3.88/5

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VITAMINS - because vegetables are for noobs


TAGS: balancing out a fast food diet for decades vitamins
Rating: 2.71/5

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Me_ - January 13, 2010, 12:06 pm, #152610
MDMA?


KNOWING YOUR BIBLE - Can provide many blessings... (like a free coke from an foolish Agnostic)




THE AMAZING NEW PHOTOSHOP DIET -




Inflation -




Dieter's Logic -


TAGS: cake diets sayings logic excuses
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 1:15 am, #251188
Little...just shush up and eat your cake...teehee.
chickenlittle - November 26, 2013, 2:36 pm, #251180
Words of wisdom! Even Marie Antoinette knew this. Let them eat it.


Vegan Joke #6 -




5 Diet Coke's -




nonsensical nonsense #3 -




stand offs -




GENERAL APPEAL -


TAGS: cucumber dietary needs noble spaniard
Rating: 4.83/5

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spacedog - June 11, 2011, 6:37 pm, #219880
LOL. I'm glad you said life not wi... um... (looks over shoulder) workplace. Yeah, workplace.
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:32 pm, #219779
Something missingf in your life Space??? 5L
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:32 pm, #219700
srry double post
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:31 pm, #219699
lolz just make sure you label clearly...
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:31 pm, #219698
lolz just make sure you label clearly...
Verdeckt - June 8, 2011, 5:16 am, #219688
It's a rule in our house, ALWAYS buy 2, one to eat...


NEW DIET - Eat whatever you want While sitting with these folks




A GREAT RULE -




Your new diet -




Diet or diabetes -




diet water -




DIVORCEDIET -


TAGS: divorce diet tote wardrobe clothes
Rating: 4.14/5

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ICEMAN - November 30, 2010, 10:02 pm, #204890
Too many commas.
crankyhead - November 30, 2010, 9:31 pm, #204882
i got a good chuckle out of this one =)


AFTER HOLIDAYS DIETING - This is about what I looks and tastes like.




AT LEAST IT'S NOT TUNA. -




DUCT TAPE -


TAGS: gator diet construction pipe
Rating: 3.88/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:56 pm, #177207
5L - great slant on the pic.
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:55 pm, #177206
Ok, is she eyeing that like her husband could use a few new classy suits and dress shoes?


AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)


TAGS: h** dogs bacon meat french fries doughnuts cookies crackers chips diet cancer
Rating: 3.53/5

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thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am, #179602
...spelling variations... They're both accepted. I like my donuts in many colours/colors and flavours/flavors. Also, that's like asking why 'through' isn't spelled 'thru' because that's how it's spelled on the side of McDonald's.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am, #179601
why is it a pair of panties and only one bra? you'd think it'd be the other way around
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am, #179600
if that is how you spell doughnuts then why isn't dunkin donuts spelled that way
mmmBingSoo - November 16, 2009, 5:36 pm, #137036
are you serious?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:35 pm, #137034
You're take demotivation too far Todd!


DIET - Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.




SHE'S RIGHT - Dude, you forgot the 6 doughtnuts - duh!


TAGS: diet food h** dog energy drink
Rating: 2.8/5

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EliteDoom - August 1, 2009, 6:49 pm, #103642
Dump That b****.


CHANGE - Maybe you should start with your diet ?




PORTION CONTROL - The typical Eritrean diet is approx. this many calories per day




dieting -




NEW EXTREME CALORIE BURNING PROGRAM! -




Mosquitos -


TAGS: mosquitos diet
Rating: 4.93/5

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mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:20 am, #262455
Thanks, guys!
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:19 am, #262454
LOL, JW! Now there's a scary thought! Can you imagine how loud that annoying buzz would be?
JesusWept - August 21, 2015, 2:28 pm, #262449
We would have mosquitos the size of whales XD L L L L L
concern3 - August 21, 2015, 3:22 am, #262443
Excellent question a 5er
EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2015, 1:08 am, #262438
Get on it, gene-splicers.


swimsuit season coming -




Diet -


TAGS: diet fat obese food tomorrow
Rating: 3.89/5

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mizzdizz - August 16, 2015, 9:50 pm, #262361
GUILTY!!!! LOL! 5L


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