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Diet Demotivational Poster

FOOD - You are what you eat, and so much more.

TAGS: race food diet health
Rating: 4.79/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:32 am
Muchos gracioas senor Dawg. Ok A for effort D for spelling works out to a B+. I'll take that and the 5L and run!!!! Thanks for the vote amigo.
MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:29 am
A not so hidden insult....yeah I'm a **** and your point is? Bahahaha. Thanks for the giggle emilio.
EmilioDumphque - February 21, 2013, 12:34 am
So, I guess that means you were what you excreted.
Rudedog - February 20, 2013, 11:50 pm
Cinco leons seƱora Priss

Extra Bacon, Please -

TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.81/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!

Wonder Product -

TAGS: diet water
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - May 31, 2014, 9:32 am
Have To Try Some Of This It Might Be Good In Gin ?

THE IRISH DIET... - A six-pack for breakfast, a six-pack for lunch and a sensible whiskey for dinner.

TAGS: whiskey beer diet
Rating: 4.33/5

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Silverheart - January 11, 2013, 1:16 am

Bravo on choosing a nice dark Guinness. 5Ls
maoworks2 - January 10, 2013, 7:54 am
Now We're Talking, Cheers.


TAGS: diet water
Rating: 2.85/5

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ZOMBIES ON DIETS - Anyone named Jenny, Craig, or Atkins needs to avoid them.

TAGS: zombie food pyramid diet
Rating: 3.42/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 12:56 pm


TAGS: toddler diet
Rating: 3.97/5

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FishPreacher - November 4, 2009, 8:01 pm
That is also the diet of a bi-polar person.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 7:35 pm
I know...It depends
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 7:33 pm
Do we have to ware diapers on this diet. Cause if we do it sounds like a party to me...
Dr.Quirky - November 4, 2009, 6:43 pm
so very very true :)
CANADA - November 4, 2009, 6:23 pm
like babysitting my little cousin all over again!
Derek - November 4, 2009, 5:48 pm

AS SEEN ON TV - Buyer Beware! You don't always get what you want. But you always get what you paid for.

BACON & BOURBON - They are THE major food groups

TAGS: food bacon bourbon groups diet yum
Rating: 2.89/5

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rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:22 pm

I could use some mayo on my sammich

FINALLY - I'll drink this with my deep fried celery.

TAGS: bacon diet coke celery deep fired drink
Rating: 3.08/5

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pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm
i should have just put this in the bacon thread
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:38 pm
LMAO! I love that Pzy handles this!
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:35 pm

we all start in the basement.
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:34 pm
yeah, one of my early ones. anyone feel free to 1L or recaption it
agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 7:43 pm
Back again, Zammuelist? Who lifted your ban?
Zealot - March 16, 2010, 7:32 pm
gapes in awe

WELL BALANCED MEAL - The Irish version of a "well balanced diet!"

DIET - The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.

TAGS: diet
Rating: 4.88/5

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AdlMax96 - November 9, 2011, 11:42 am
Thats A Major Problem For Some


MY BROTHER-IN-LAW - That's The Last Time We Invite Him To The Family Cook-Out

TAPEWORMS - No Expensive Dinners To Buy, No Back-Breaking Exercise, Definetely Not Your Average Fad Diet!!!!

Yo-Yo Diets -


WATER-LITE - With less calories than full-fat! All natural.. organic.. enriched.... ummm.. water.

TAGS: water diet
Rating: 4.07/5

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DIET PILLS - These are endorsed by Oprah & Rosie.

TAGS: diet pill oprah rosie endorse doughnut
Rating: 2.72/5

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mikelles - September 30, 2013, 7:57 am
Saffron is commonly used for adding flavor to food, but it also has many medicinal properties, and is one of the finest appetite suppressants and aids in effective weight loss.
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 5:09 am
Mmmmm Jeramines

VEGETARIANS - Look... red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you!

TAGS: preferences diet
Rating: 4.31/5

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MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:55 pm
And your arteries will thank you later...oh hell, enjoy!
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 12:48 pm
I'll Have 16 To Go Please
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 11:12 am
Rerun!!!! I haven't had a real steak in so long. Cutting a piece of toast into the shape of a steak and lathering it in A1 sauce, well......teehee
rerun - February 3, 2013, 10:34 am

Looks like my dinner from last night, except steamed brocoli instead of carrotts
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2013, 11:57 pm
There actually is a People Eating Tasty Animals steak sauce. It's easily found on the 'net
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 11:39 pm
PETA= Prime eats they are! I'll fire up the Q if you bring the brew!
PapaFox - February 2, 2013, 9:31 pm
I'm an animal lover. They're delicious. :)

DON'T WORRY LADIES - We are the new Average.


TAGS: arctic coke can cans diet
Rating: 2.71/5

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maoworks2 - December 3, 2011, 7:07 pm
Another Blow Out For Coke' Cola


TAGS: life time klingon proverb diet star trek cosplay trekkie
Rating: 3.44/5

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HellHoundHysteria - September 1, 2009, 10:33 pm
that sign belongs to chuck norris.....if he ever ate!


DIET - Why Not Call It "Killet"?

TAGS: diet
Rating: 3.22/5

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ONE HUGE BURGER - And a diet coke please, I'm trying to watch my weight

TAGS: burger diet coke
Rating: 2.13/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - December 18, 2009, 6:57 pm
That always makes so much sense. It's like giving a multiple gunsh** victim a band-aid.

DIET MOTIVATION TIPS - If it doesn't move, that means I'm not there yet.

TAGS: diet
Rating: 3.88/5

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VITAMINS - because vegetables are for noobs

TAGS: balancing out a fast food diet for decades vitamins
Rating: 2.71/5

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Me_ - January 13, 2010, 12:06 pm

KNOWING YOUR BIBLE - Can provide many blessings... (like a free coke from an foolish Agnostic)


Inflation -

Dieter's Logic -

TAGS: cake diets sayings logic excuses
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 1:15 am
Little...just shush up and eat your cake...teehee.
chickenlittle - November 26, 2013, 2:36 pm
Words of wisdom! Even Marie Antoinette knew this. Let them eat it.

nonsensical nonsense #3 -

Vegan Joke #6 -

5 Diet Coke's -

stand offs -


TAGS: cucumber dietary needs noble spaniard
Rating: 4.83/5

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spacedog - June 11, 2011, 6:37 pm
LOL. I'm glad you said life not wi... um... (looks over shoulder) workplace. Yeah, workplace.
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:32 pm
Something missingf in your life Space??? 5L
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:32 pm
srry double post
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
lolz just make sure you label clearly...
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
lolz just make sure you label clearly...
Verdeckt - June 8, 2011, 5:16 am
It's a rule in our house, ALWAYS buy 2, one to eat...

NEW DIET - Eat whatever you want While sitting with these folks


Your new diet -

Diet or diabetes -

diet water -


TAGS: divorce diet tote wardrobe clothes
Rating: 4.14/5

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ICEMAN - November 30, 2010, 10:02 pm
Too many commas.
crankyhead - November 30, 2010, 9:31 pm
i got a good chuckle out of this one =)

AFTER HOLIDAYS DIETING - This is about what I looks and tastes like.



TAGS: gator diet construction pipe
Rating: 3.88/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:56 pm
5L - great slant on the pic.
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:55 pm
Ok, is she eyeing that like her husband could use a few new classy suits and dress shoes?

AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)

TAGS: h** dogs bacon meat french fries doughnuts cookies crackers chips diet cancer
Rating: 3.53/5

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thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
...spelling variations... They're both accepted. I like my donuts in many colours/colors and flavours/flavors. Also, that's like asking why 'through' isn't spelled 'thru' because that's how it's spelled on the side of McDonald's.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
why is it a pair of panties and only one bra? you'd think it'd be the other way around
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
if that is how you spell doughnuts then why isn't dunkin donuts spelled that way
mmmBingSoo - November 16, 2009, 5:36 pm
are you serious?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:35 pm
You're take demotivation too far Todd!

DIET - Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

SHE'S RIGHT - Dude, you forgot the 6 doughtnuts - duh!

TAGS: diet food h** dog energy drink
Rating: 2.8/5

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EliteDoom - August 1, 2009, 6:49 pm
Dump That b****.

CHANGE - Maybe you should start with your diet ?

PORTION CONTROL - The typical Eritrean diet is approx. this many calories per day

Guilty Pleasures -

TAGS: life guilty pleasures diet veggie chips
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 18, 2015, 5:26 am
nice a 5er

The New Miracle Diet -

TAGS: latest diet sign me up
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 30, 2016, 6:45 pm
Thanks, JW! Let me know how it goes!
JesusWept - August 29, 2016, 1:20 pm
I have to try that. ^^^^^Up

idioms -

TAGS: vegan pigment wheat grass diet
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 17, 2015, 4:24 pm
Wouldn't surprise me X-D
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 2:57 pm
I wonder if they ph**osynthesize? 5L Cynic

dieting -


Weight -

Mosquitos -

TAGS: mosquitos diet
Rating: 4.93/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 8:56 pm
Unfortunately, yes. But the Peanut b***er was OK...
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 8:52 pm
You tried it? LOL!
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 8:50 pm
I urge you to visit those places I mentioned, especially KY, where they make that awful-tasting jelly...
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 8:20 pm
Different part of the country. I've only been to Tenn. for 8 wks (Memphis). That's it for that section.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 8:12 pm
They are in NC, SC, KY, TN & GA (where my kinfolk live), respectfully...
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:56 pm
The tiny ones aren't skeeters
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:52 pm
This reminds me of the two kinds of "skeeters" in "Nawlins" LA. Those that are tiny enough to fly through the holes in a screen door, and those that are large enough to OPEN the screen door.
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:20 am
Thanks, guys!
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:19 am
LOL, JW! Now there's a scary thought! Can you imagine how loud that annoying buzz would be?
JesusWept - August 21, 2015, 2:28 pm
We would have mosquitos the size of whales XD L L L L L
concern3 - August 21, 2015, 3:22 am
Excellent question a 5er
EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2015, 1:08 am
Get on it, gene-splicers.

diet -

TAGS: diet pig bacon
Rating: 4.83/5

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mizzdizz - January 23, 2016, 6:06 pm
CURSE you Rerun!!!!!! My pants a getting a little snug! I will resist..I will r e s i s----BACON!!!!!!!!! LUV it! 5 LOL lions!!!!
concern3 - January 23, 2016, 8:35 am
Very funny a 5er

swimsuit season coming -

Diet -

TAGS: diet fat obese food tomorrow
Rating: 3.89/5

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mizzdizz - August 16, 2015, 9:50 pm

Dieting -

TAGS: diet resist tempt
Rating: 3.38/5

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poopoopiggly - March 1, 2016, 9:56 pm
If your wondering what commercial this is, it's a commercial for Wall's Perfect for Pasta Sausageballs. The dog? Piglet the French Bulldog/Pug performing as "Alan".
GaryO - February 4, 2016, 10:42 pm
I don't like it, but I don't hate it. 3L for effort, and welcome, poopoo